“Gonna go eat, swag” Nobody give a fuck if you’re gonna go eat, we don’t need your stupid status updates about it.
“On the phone with babe” Then stay on the fuckin phone with your ‘babe’. Nobody gives a rat’s fucking ass if you’re on the fucking phone.
Then, there’s the girls that love a new guy every week. Bitch please, you probably have a new STD every week, shut the fuck about because nobody gives two shits.